january 8, 2008

1/8/08
new sightings:
-chris noth- Mr. Big, in the flesh. so I have just arrived at my gym. I am about to throw my towel down on a bike (three months to the triathlon. yikes.), I look up, and MR BIG IS ON A TREADMILL RIGHT BEHIND ME. I nearly wet my pants. And I did miss the bike when I tried to throw my towel on it, and then hit my head bending over to pick it up off the floor. Neat. Not a spazz, I swear. Anyhoo, guess I don't need to add that I am a Noth fan. I almost left immediately to email you all about this one, but I doubt anyone else would be as excited (except Grubar). He looked pretty much the same as he does on SATC, except not quite as Hagrid-like when not standing next to Sarah Jessica Parker. I mean seriously. He looks like a yeti. where was the casting logic there?
-John Krasinski- this, even more so than mr. big, made my day. so hopes for seeing him again soon are slim, because I was at a random burrito place (shocking, I know). he was so cute. but with a doofus in the classic west hollywood hoodie and sunglasses "I don't want to be recognized but really I do because why else would I be wearing this" uniform. So I don't appreciate his taste in friends. he should have ditched friend and come to sit with me. obviously.

-Aaron Eckhart- skinnier than I expected. smaller head too. jumps rope. I can't jump rope, so I will call him a fruitcake for doing something so lame. hehehe. oh, and all the other guys who jump rope do it in a very 4th grade girl type way, so identifying with them doesn't exactly make one a lumberjack, if you take my point.

-JANICE DICKINSON- wow. looks a little less plastic scary in real life. very skinny. very small. wears her pony tail on top of her head in such a manner that reminds me of emory AEPhis. I wonder if she is also a coked out slut. oh wait, we already know she is thanks to E! True Hollywood Story. Oh snap. She already invited one of my friends to audition for her show next season.

-Cacee Cobb- does she count? Jessica Simpson's ex-assistant, currently dating Donald Faison (from Scrubs). I shouldn't know these things. Anyway, big head. Like pumpkin-sized. Too much make-up for the grocery store. But really sweet.

-Justin Chambers- Alex from Grey's Anatomy. and he looked like a butthead. Just like Alex Karev back when he was still a dipshit on the show. he was wearing reflective aviators. and it was 9pm. enough said.

-some guy who looks like he belongs on a soap, but was on something else. can't remember what. I'll figure it out.

noteworthy stuff:
-apparently it's completely normal to work out in mukluk boots. I had no idea.
-MY ROOMMATE REPRESENTS SOMEONE WHO THROWS PARTIES AT ALL THE SBE CLUBS. SBE IS BOLTHOUSE. BOLTHOUSE IS THE GUY HEIDI WORKS FOR ON THE HILS. I AM GOING TO HYDE TONIGHT WITH HIM FOR A PARTY THEY ARE THROWING. APPARENTLY ONLY CELEBRITIES GO TO CLUBS DURING THE WEEK BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN THE RIFF-RAFF (ie ME) CAN'T GET IN. Obviously, I will keep you posted.