JUSTIN LONG

justin long- used to see him on joint gym trips with drew barrymore. definitely looked like he wouldn't come in on his own. skinny dork. the two of them together definitely looked like a high school couple, like the mega-dork, star wars underpants kid finally gets the cool girl and clings to her, and she clings right back because she finally found a guy who will treat her like a lady. it probably helps that she isn't in a constant drug-addled haze flashing people everywhere anymore. usually commands more respect when you keep your clothes on. just a thought.
anyway, he comes in on his own now. and actually looks like he knows what he's doing. probably trying to get huge to impress me. sorry buddy. i don't swing snoopy look-alike.

KAL PENN

kal penn- that's right. harold or kumar. or white castle. don't care. anyway, did the ellyptical like mad usually early in the morning and read scripts. but did nothing else, and looked all around goofy and out of place. left for dc. probably doesn't have to pretend he works out there...

DEVON AOKI

devon aoki- whoa head up her own ass. definitely thinks a lot of herself. and she really can't back it up. she's fugtastic. but she spins which is cool. but in prada shoes, which is not.

KRISTEN BELL

Kristen Bell- aka Veronica Mars, not well-known BY EVERYONE, but well-known at gym as turbo-bitch. well, just not particularly friendly. she is small but soft, AKA skinny fat. and let's be honest, that just doesn't cut it. body fat must remain below 12% if you're ever going to make the jump from shitty CW network tv to at least the fox network. there. I said it.

NICK CANNON

nick cannon- saw him at ralph's (grocery store). very cute. but seemed very immature, and that is saying something when it comes from me. I pretty much have the maturity of a 4 year old retarded kid on speed. (which would be hilarious, let's be honest.)

REBECCA GAYHEART

rebecca gayheart- noxzema girl, married to mcsteamy. way too hot for her. why can't he come to the gym instead??? now that might encourage me to actually work out.

CHRIS KATTAN

chris kattan- apparently at my gym all the time, but I saw him for the first time the other day. very small, like curious george small. kind of looks like curious george too, now that I think about it... was staring at me yesterday. that was a little unnerving. I was a little worried he'd start humping my leg or something. he's engaged to some girl named sunshine. seriously?? I'd rather be named martha dumptruck