Jay Z and Beyonce- wow. They came in yesterday as I was working with a client. She refused to focus for the rest of our session and asked if she should go get a picture with them. Haha. Anyway, they are both a lot smaller than I expected. And I always thought Beyonce was really alien-looking with these huge cricket features. But she is gorgeous. It’s a little frustrating for homely midgets like me. And even more so, because Jay Z looks like Droopy Dog. He and I would be a much better match. Obviously.
-Anthony Kiedis- saw him at a restaurant across from the gym and it wasn’t even an edgy, dirty restaurant that you would expect a frequently half-clothed and obscene rock star to frequent. He is a new father though, so maybe it’s mollifying him. I don’t think that bodes well for the chili peppers though… Flea is totally going to throw him out of the band and have a VH1 reality show to find a new lead singer.
-Eliza Dushku- also not at the gym. She was walking down some residential street just off Melrose Ave, eating ice cream. Fatty. She is probably still eating the sorrows away that came with starring in Bring It On. And no less than 3563 other unrecognizable and most likely unwatchable films. But no judgment(about the eating. the filmography is abhorrent). I had just finished eating my sorrows at an indian buffet.
-Joe E. Tata- now, if you are like me and were prohibited from watching 90210, you will not appreciate this. He was Nat, the guy who ran the peach pit. And he was WASTED at 11AM on a Thursday. Nice.
-Johnny Galecki- David on Roseanne. Still short. Not cute. Or friendly. I kind of want to say, “Buddy, nothing else going for you. Might as well be amiable.”
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