LAUREN CONRAD

Lauren LC Conrad- yes, LC in the flesh. holy crap. I was at the griddle, the supremely overrated pancake place where every waiter deserves an open-hand slap in the dong. assholes. anyway. She looked, umm, full of herself, but physically normal. normal weight, height, not too pretty or ugly. just clearly too put together and constantly constantly on her blackberry. I know because I stared at her from the moment she arrived to the moment the police escorted me out after she called the cops.