-Sean William Scott- STIFFMEISTER!
-Fabio- hahahahahahahahahahaha. oh my god. looks exactly how you'd imagine. except he wears this rigoddamndiculous red jumpsuit with cutoff sleeves every day to work out. looks like a gas station attendant. or an inmate. with luscious long blond hair. which does not make sense on neither. so it's a good thing he's got a day job. riiiiiiiiight.
-Jason Schwartzman- very very very short. and thoroughly unattractive. ruins my day to see that shit at my gym.
-Lenny Krayzelberg- okay so it was actually just some guy. but if it had been lenny, i would probably have fainted. as we all know, i find swimmers irresistible...
-Cuttino Mobley- plays for the clippers. I didn't know. you probably didn't either, so nevermind.
-Kiersten Warren- yeah, I had to look her up too. turns out she was actually on saved by the bell- the college years. played slater's girlfriend. was super annoying.
-Margaret Cho- I think. but she's irrelevant so i won't bore you with the fury with which I hate her. wow, that was vindictive. didn't think i had it in me. that's a lie.
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